BKC Theme: Clean or Dirty

The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos
is over at This, That & The Other Thing.
Poor Amber is having problems with her long fur
but she's still ready for the Festival.
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The Theme this week is Clean or Dirty.
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Now I thought it would be very easy
for me to find a nice picture of me grooming.
After all my Food Lady is always after me
with that flashy box.
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Much to my surprise,
there were only a few pictures of me grooming!
What's up with that??? I am a very clean cat!
Look how my white furs shine! I think I'll go groom now,
not because I like the flashy box,
but apparently we need
more grooming pictures of me! And don't forget to head over to Justin's Random Thoughts
for the 190th edition of Carnival of the Cats.

Spots, Stripes or Splotchy?

The theme for this weekend's Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos
is Spots or Stripes.
Well, I am somewhat spotted and somewhat striped!
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Actually, since my spots are really more like splotches,
I am not exactly spotted. I am splotchy?!?!?
I don't know if I like the sound of that...
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My most prominent stripes are on my tail,
although some of my splotches are striped...Look at my tail - I'm going with stripes!
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Go and find who else is spotty or striped at The Catboy's Realm
where Kashim & Othello are hosting all the Bad Kitty Cats!